hey y'all! my name's mike but i like to be called mikey. 21 year old gay guy from the southside of chicago. i go to the university of illinois at urbana-champaign and i'm studying to be a high school english teacher.
i love harry potter (i have an hp tattoo), the hunger games, percy jackson, supernatural, glee, doctor who, sherlock, atla/lok, disney, reading, and about a billion other things.
please ask me questions! nothing makes me happier than finding something in my inbox!
so i came out on Facebook today…
i still can’t believe i did this
i swear when i did this doge was still relevant and funny…
so I’m home for the weekend and when I’m home my dog sleeps with me and I just woke up to him making gagging noises and he just threw up a fucking entire turd and now he’s just looking at me like okay I’m better now
HE ATE HIS OWN SHIT OUTSIDE AND THEN THREW IT UP IN MY ROOM
IN CASE ANY OF YOU FUCKERS THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE
ill take the one in the red
i marked this broken fan so i could set it in the hallway and one of us would remember to throw it away tomorrow but i immediately got really sad because it makes it look like it absolutely hates itself
ill be honest before seeing the caption i thought this was some pretentious art student photo about the frailty of the human condition depicted by a common household object that lost its primary function
DON’T FUCKING HATE ON PEOPLE WHO ARE FANGIRLING I DON’T CARE HOW INSANE OR DRAMATIC THEY LOOK DO NOT FUCKING PUT THEM DOWN FOR BEING EXCITED OVER SOMETHING THEY’RE PASSIONATE ABOUT BECAUSE IT JUST MAKES THEM SAD AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASS LET PEOPLE FUCKING FANGIRL AND CELEBRATE THE THINGS THEY LOVE
I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS GETS TO 10,000 TODAY I’M INVITING YOU ALL OVER FOR CHEESE AND WINE
YOU’RE ALL INVITED FOR CHEESE AND WINE
Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme
No no no lol please don’t
Forever reblog until 2017
O my god no
i cant stop laughing
only 3 more years.
we can reblog while we wait for Sherlock series 4.
Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…
and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child
This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.
yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic
Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.
GET WRECKED SON
It just got better