hey y'all! my name's mike but i like to be called mikey. 21 year old gay guy from the southside of chicago. i go to the university of illinois at urbana-champaign and i'm studying to be a high school english teacher.
i love harry potter (i have an hp tattoo), the hunger games, percy jackson, supernatural, glee, doctor who, sherlock, atla/lok, disney, reading, and about a billion other things.
please ask me questions! nothing makes me happier than finding something in my inbox!
Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."
"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."
fuck the education system
I will never NOT reblog this.
as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.
is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat.
does anyone else realize how gross that paint would look though? I mean that shit’s gonna blend together instantly unless you meticulously wash your brush after each stroke. And then you’ll end up being a sad artist with paint the color of leprechaun diarrhea.
Two men kissing in a photobooth in 1953.